It’s a great way to get any employees or coworkers laughing. You can use this handy quote even if you’re not up for a change in career.
#THE OFFICE SEASON 2 QUOTES CRACK#
Want to make a potential superior both laugh and be impressed by your skills? Crack this baby out as proof that you can master any group of underlings with your unique leadership style. When to use it: This classic Michael Scott quote is perfect for times when you’re up for a promotion or interview. As the episode closes, Michael muses on his own managerial style, claiming that he wants his employees to “be afraid of how much they love. He pulls him into the conference room where he tells him that he has been “testing” Dwight all day, and is now naming him assistant regional manager as a reward for his passing. To ease the tensions between the two friends, Michael finally throws Dwight a bone. Eventually, they take each other on at Dwight’s martial arts school. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”Ĭontext: In season 2, episode 6, “The Fight,” Michael trash talks Dwight, claiming that he could beat him up in a fight. The quote: “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. And you gotta blame them.NEW YORK, NY – MAY 12: Actor Rainn Wilson attends the FOX 2014 Programming Presentation at the FOX Fanfront on in New York City. You know what? I think the problem is the chicks. Roy? You still have that card from the Dockworker’s Union? Michael: You know what? Is that necessary? Because you already sorta have a union… of guys.ĭarryl: It’s more than necessary, Mike.
How can you? You know what?ĭarryl: You say we’re the same, but we get compensated very differently.ĭarryl: We work the same hours as you and you just said we work a lot harderĭarryl: You know this would not happen if we had a union.ĭarryl: Man, see… That’s what I’ve been sayin’, man. Lonny: Yeah, on our salaries, man, what do they expect? You know to take us out every weekend? You know what I mean? We’re not millionaires.ĭarryl: No, you don’t. Guy: I hate that too! ĭwight: Yeah and then they make you drive them to Church the next morning. Roy: I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to new restaurants every weekend night and then they’re like “When are we going to go on a date-date?” We are going to learn how a warehouse works. These guys are down there, they are real men doing real man’s work.
A world that is teeming with sweat and dirt and life. But do you realize that underneath us, there’s another world. And I know we all love our cushy jobs and our fun, exciting office. You know what? There’s another side to this place, gentleman. Jan: Can you please do this somewhere else, Michael? Michael: Why can’t boys play with dolls? Why does society force us to use urinals when sitting down is far more comfortable? Michael: Just having a little ‘guys in the workplace’ thing. Jan: I don’t know what you’re doing here, Michael, Michael: Well, I’m their boss, so I feel like… Jan: Now you’re really not allowed in this session. Michael: And they ended up turning the break room into a lactation room which is disgusting so… Jan: You are not allowed in this session.
But I just… just want to keep it within reason. Michael: No, just uh… you have come a long way, baby. Now studies show that today’s woman, the Ally McBeal woman, as I call her, is at a crossroads… What is more important than Quality? E-Quality. Michael: Yeah… I… You know what… I… I… I just thought about it. Jan: Michael… I thought we agreed you wouldn’t be here. Jan: Women today, though we have the same options as men, we often face a very different set of obstacles in getting there.